Mama Spider

Soft, protective, or motherly Natasha Romanoff. Usually in relation to being a motherly figure to Peter Parker; but not always.

Also used: Momma Spider, Spider mom & Mama Nat.

"Uh, oh, they angered Mama Spider," Tony whispered.

by queertree April 25, 2022

Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

going to be spiders

Something that's going to suck.

Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.

by El Henzo December 15, 2017

Spider

Cool kid

Hey that’s spider

by Ugha June 1, 2021

Spiderism

You shouldn't be spider!

Spiderism is when you shouldn't be spider.

by Spiderlifeism September 24, 2018

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Funky Spider

ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"

by fjoltul November 12, 2023