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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
mugGet the Sexy Son Hypothesismug.

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.
That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
mugGet the The Property of Sonmug.

jimmy butlers son

me
random guy: yo is that jimmy butlers son!

Me; yeah that's me🗿
by Jimmy butler's son December 16, 2024
mugGet the jimmy butlers sonmug.

son of a wank stain

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014
mugGet the son of a wank stainmug.

oscar goodmens son

A person who tries to takeover the world with grace and hypnosis!!
Oscar Goodmens Son!! Ha did that goodmens son finally come out the closet!! Hate when he just looks threw that whole in the mirage wall!! Oh that’s only during hurricane season son!! Tent city is hella horrible during hi winds!! Ma what will homeless Hanna Montana do with out him!! She will Oscar goodmen sons it!!!
by Brianpatterson December 7, 2021
mugGet the oscar goodmens sonmug.

son dun

a greeting for one of your boys or any of your close friends
by boobking43 January 2, 2021
mugGet the son dunmug.

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