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Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016
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Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.
I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.
by NB11B April 26, 2021
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Slam pig

I was drunk and out of options so I went over to Krystal’s, she’s just a slam pig.
by Jack Attack is Wack September 3, 2019
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slam the shlom

To spank your meat.
Bob went to go slam the shlom, he'll be back.
by Myard Johnson February 15, 2014
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chlam slam

When you have chlamydia you fuck a girl and tell her you have chlamydia when you already came inside her and wait untill you get slapped.
Last night i had a one-night stand and used the chlam slam.
by Sheeproaders April 5, 2019
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Dookie slammed

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.

#dookieslammed
Damn bro your civic is dookie slammed hard!!
by Zombiediver January 5, 2017
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slam cannon

Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020
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