old sea dog 

grandpa in pirate language

OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!

old sea dog by targetforever February 26, 2011

Dub Sea 

West Seattle, Washington. Home to the nicest neighborhood in the state, the admiral district, and the worst neighborhood in the state, white center/delridge.

dub sea shits on the district

Dub Sea by throw the dubs up April 11, 2009

chicken of the sea 

It's tuna like the above person had said, if you think chicken of the sea is a chicken that can swim, you need to run through the garden and commit suicide in front of all the orchids. Seriously.

Rosemary: Can I have "chicken of the sea" please?
Waiter: What's that? Is it a chicken that can swim, then no sorry ma'am we only have tuna sandwiche and chicken chop
Rosemary: Why you $%#^%$^$&^&^ Barrrgh!!!

chicken of the sea by Believe in Me April 7, 2004

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake 

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake by Him Riallu August 29, 2005

Lost At Sea

To be stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper in the bathroom. Usually occurs after failure to check how much back up tp you have. This can be remedied by calling out to whoever is in your house, or if you have a cell phone, by calling someone.

John was lost at sea for three hours until his mom came home with a pack of toilet paper.

Lost At Sea by THatgUY452 October 22, 2011

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea 

Spongebob squarepants

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea by EarthlingGod1729 March 18, 2022

chicken of the sea 

United States Coast Guard!

You're a pussy, you didnt join the Marines, you joined the Coast Guard, you chicken

chicken of the sea by The Ultimate PacoTaco August 8, 2004