Sam Luci

The term for a person who is a vegan and admits that Vegans have really bad gas due to improper nutrition. They probably work at an animal shelter and look kind of like a hippy. They have a strong dislike for watermelon, and don't do drugs. Plus, they are really mean.

Look at that total Sam Luci! They totally eat chick peas, horde wifi and are vegan.

by AidanTheVolunteer October 18, 2012

Sam Eppers

A fucking pussy. No one likes him. So ugly and unattractive. Sucks at baseball too

Wow look it's sam eppers. I feel bad for his family for having to raise him.

by Legsjquabdnssn October 26, 2016

Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.

"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"

by Good @ cards May 30, 2015

sam 070

a genius kid who has said such things as "have a phone from china and when i type tianamon it come up with amazon!!" "pulp, if god whispers in my ear go fuck some femboy bussy and gave me permission would that be gay?" ""I don't have wrinkles, my brain's young" "I will commit treason just to kill TommyInnit" "also bitish fascists" "its not on my search history, but hentai is" "Clickity more like dripity" "I like my women how i like my compasscraft, Dead ""fortnite needs sex. I am an 11 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real." "Child porn is illegal but people still do drugs" "its not child porn if its illegal" "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" "Rasputin was packin i saw that pic of his pp" "Ive been to Iceland with my mum" "I want to cum in your asshole but that wont let me" "I'm fucking tronk's sister" "respectfully, i will fuck your ass" "Bling you remind me of my cousin, he has severe autism" "ahahahah thats brown the colour of poo" "I know

you are a genius sam 070

by not a discord admin March 1, 2021

Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

Sam Russel

Is very mean, bullies people for fun. Rufuses to be Barbie, but let’s me be the duck that eats cupcakes and spits the sprinkles out on the roof. Plays football and basketball 🤢🤢

Sam Russel is hideous.

by Simone Delmarter June 12, 2020

sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.

I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )

by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017