Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021

porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.

She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.

by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021

Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.

Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!

by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021

spider blance

The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)

I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!

Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!

by 6ora10shocker August 3, 2021

Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.

Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!

by cassoy August 4, 2021

Spider

Eight-legged arachnid that many are disgusted or scared of/by. They are thousands of types, but only a handful are poisonous. They are typically timid, and won’t bite unless threatened( breaking egg sac/ spider web, messing with web, etc.). That’s all.

Ew! A spider
2: That’s not even a spider.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Spider

Ahh yes, the spider. An 8-legged same game multi placed with one of the various betting agencies. Generally reserved for rugby league, a spider will consist of many anytime try scorers, margins, total points over/under and team first to score.

Hey Garry, you going to put a spider on tonight's footy match ?

by Oyster August 12, 2021