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people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.
eugh can you smell that? there is probably someone called sam around
by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023
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Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.
by wghyamihere April 11, 2023
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Sam

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.
"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone
by Sam Haater April 11, 2023
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Sam is a manipulative, dishonest, and selfish individual who only cares about their own interests, regardless of who they hurt in the process. They have a reputation for backstabbing and betraying those who trust them, and they have no qualms about spreading malicious rumors or lies to further their own agenda. Sam is also known for being a bully and using their power and influence to intimidate others. In short, Sam is a despicable human being who lacks any semblance of empathy or morality.
Holy shit, is that Sam, the most despicable person ever?
by JoshuaKaplan April 12, 2023
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(sam) julie is sam
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i’m in love with Sam—Charlie
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A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
by anonymous April 30, 2023
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