RIP n' dip

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

by hayd33z April 29, 2019

Ripping and Handling Fee

When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.

Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee

by huyrealcool November 19, 2019

rip like a schnee

When you’re riplike a schnee you’re chalked or the circumstances you were in turned out unfavorably.

“Yo Bob, the girl you got with last night was a hog.”Bob: Rip like a schnee.

by Paper Mach May 15, 2022

rip some rope

used as a way to say you scored a goal in the sport hockey.

“Yo jonesy remember when i rip some rope last tuesday? that snapper got me a post game blowy.”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Rip-n-Dip

Giving anal intercourse without the use of any lubricant to the point of anal bleeding, then leaving as quickly as possible.

Dude I met this smokin hot chick at the club lastnight, she was kinda crazy though so I pulled a Rip-n-Dip

by Stainless Steele December 2, 2022

conjure up a rip

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip

by SureShot141 July 13, 2016

death rip

a fatty bong bowl packed to the top with ganja & tabacco (can be layered). FUCKS YOUS UP way more than normal ganja. gives light-headedness, possibly sick. its not a true death rip unless you RIP it key word R.I.P that bong!

ryan:lets take a fatty death rip! (d-rip)
tg: those fucking fade...lets hit the warrior...
ryan:im down
both:WARRIORS!

by toolfinder December 10, 2005