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gay retard 

n. adj. A retard who is also gay.
gay retard by Razir November 12, 2013

Alpha Retard 

A mentally handicapped individual who rules over the other mentally under developed in a group. Such behavior is very similar to what is seen in Apes where the Alpha Male plays a dominant position
"The Alpha Retard rules over those other retards with an iron fist..."

National retard day 

November 16th- a day to celebrate stupid people
Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid
National retard day by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019

full blown retard 

A retard that is not like other retards, but an EXTREME retard.
Guy: hey what's going on? Retard: duhhhuhuh wee mee flap flap mee flap flap mee-ASS CONE guy: damn he is a full blown retard

Full Retard in Love 

The usual feeling one gets despite having been in numerous relationships and ignoring that sooner or later it'll end.

Predominately occurs with older teens and 20-somethings.
Only ignorance allows you to go full retard in love.
Full Retard in Love by Awrex December 17, 2011

Captain Retard 

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats
Captain Retard by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019