A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.
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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022
Get the Put a Piñata In Your Closetmug. A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.
by bizdev6969 May 5, 2021
Get the Put my nose up in itmug. Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
Get the Never put a stone on the table.mug. Girl: OMG I can’t believe Doug would go around spreading rumors like that, like you have to have proof otherwise it’s just opinions, blah blah blah
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.
by Ben Dover 987 June 27, 2023
Get the Put out or shut upmug. when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022
Get the putting me through the Trumpmug. by zoejjj August 20, 2019
Get the I put a spell on youmug. While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.
I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!
by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012
Get the putting the corn back on the cobmug.