Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

Pit

A dark abyss deep within your stomach that makes you trip tf out.

“Those shrooms gave lex the fattest pit last night, he couldn’t even breathe!”

by GrundysBunda February 8, 2022

Jump pit

Often mistaken as a mosh pit,a jump pit is a faux like mosh activity that typically involves people just jumping up in the air making no real contact with eachother because the people involved are to anxious or cowardly to start a real mosh pit.These types of pits usually occur with garbage hippie bands who draw in alot of 140-160lbs dudes who have wolfcuts and wear circle shades

"Man that mosh pit at the concert was awesome" exclaimed Noah,"tf are you talking about everyone was just jumping up in the air like they were about to piss themselves,that wasnt a mosh pit you coward that was a jump pit."

by Cripplecrawler February 18, 2022

Pit crew

When a group of 3 women make a man cum extremely fast. The women will break down the garage door and strip down the male posthaste. This event is usually done where one stimulates his prostate, the second would preform a BJ or HJ (depending on her specialty) and the other would sit on his face. After ejaculation the women leave quickly through the window.

Todd - I heard the record for a pit crew was 5.7 seconds.
Marco - No dude I just beat that yesterday when 3 thick Latinas got me off in 5.4 seconds

by Mikeydimes January 25, 2026

Mudding Pit

An event where scat enjoyers gather around to watch people throw their shit at each other.

Hey Joe did you see the mudding pit last night, Martha was going crazy.

by AydanJKnowltonMiller February 15, 2026