Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
by stormont6703 August 25, 2011
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He must be porn worn and it will take a porn star to get him off.
He must be porn worn and it will take a porn star to get him off.
by Whosit606 May 25, 2010
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Last night I was home alone, and feeling lonely so I watched some Sasquatch porn then called my neighbor and asked him to dress up so we could fuck in my yard.
by sasquatchlvr68 September 6, 2010
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Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.
Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...
Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...
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"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."
"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."
by Big Teddy K May 4, 2012
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