porn worn

Describes someone who has watched too much porn and cannot be satisfied.

My boyfriend watches porn all the time and he won't even look at me. What is wrong with him?

He must be porn worn and it will take a porn star to get him off.

by Whosit606 May 25, 2010

porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008

porn pals

Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.

Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.

Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...

by Jdandts December 12, 2013

porn nails

Long fake weird nails pornstars use.

Cult master has porn nails.

by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017

food porn

beautiful pictures of delicious food

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn

by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016

Nugget porn

Porn that was developed to give short people hope. If a torso that measures only 4 feet in length can do porn, then surely short people of only 5 foot can atleast get laid.

Brianna: my favorite porn is nugget porn. Dad: why because you're short like them?

by hardyanimal February 15, 2021

Porn Poetry

Describing any sexual activity by using word play, colorful adjectives, or eloquent comparisons.

"When she gives me head; it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. It's like putting my cock in a magic bag filled with warm silk and puppy ears."

"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."

by Big Teddy K May 4, 2012