two piece & biscuit

when you hit someone with a left and a right (combination) and then finish them off wit one to the gut.

brian: yo, that sucka called me fruity
shannon: word, how you handle dat?
brian: i two peice & biscuited that bro and asked him "who's the bitch now?"

by spolice August 22, 2005

hurt ass piece

A way to describe a really really fugly person.

He needs to take his hurt ass piece the fuck up outta my kool-aid.

by Ðj wåñnâbë December 28, 2004

side piece police

Someone who is always involving themselves in another’s relationship and trying to report back their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business.

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

Hometown Slam Piece

Someone that you fornicate with upon returning to the place in which you were raised, it’s common to have had previous sexual encounters with this individual

I just got back from college, I’m gonna hit up my hometown slam piece and see what she’s doing tonight

by peengod December 29, 2021

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

by Oh my my March 19, 2015

shits n' pieces

They type of shit that comes out in bits and pieces rather than in a single bolus. To qualify as a shits n' pieces encounter requires a minimum of five trips to the bathroom in a given day.

That bean salad was great last night but it came out in shits n' pieces all day today.

by Drooster January 17, 2007

Lifeless piece of shit

Rohans main insult. When a wild Rohan gets angry, it will attempt in its verbal harrassment. Calling you a "lifeless piece of shit" is his most used way of insulting you. If you say he sucks at anything, except sucking dicks, he will get very mad and use this insult on you.

Emery: Ha, Rohan, you suck at Clash Royale, how did you lose LOL?
Rohan: sticks middle finger up You lifeless piece of shit Emery.

by DEPDIP May 23, 2017