Open source talking

Talking out loud to yourself not because of insanity but to leave the conversation open for anyone to join to whatever degree.

I was open source talking at the strip club about sandwiches and next thing I knew...(she joins and redirects the conversation here).

by Bauldrdash Thunderballs February 5, 2015

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To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

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Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

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opening

Slang for the ritual when you open a canned beverage with your friends in a certain way

guy1:Hey bro will we be opening tonight?
guy2:Of course man.

by Rumcájsz March 28, 2018

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redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

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Open-Bell

A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.

Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.

Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!

Pete: What happened man?!

Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...

by P901 October 24, 2010

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