Oliver K

A weird guy that just follows you around whilst talking about trains

John: "I really like trains"
Paul: "You sound like a right Oliver Kirkby"

by calceo April 16, 2024

Oliver Wesley Pease

An extremely attractive and hunky person who is the biggest and baddest bird of them all. Loves dnd and is that guy. 22 and single 😉

Did you hear about The Oliver Wesley Pease coming to our school?

by Thercmiv January 30, 2023

Oliver

Bestest boy even better than pizza dog

Damn Oliver is pretty fresh

by Pizza D0g August 7, 2017

Oliver

Some dumb ass kid that sits in the back of the class and sleeps, very friendly but has no balls... literally

Oh look it’s an Oliver,
Haha!

by FreeStabWounds January 9, 2020

Oliver Murdoch

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.

Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

Oliver

A really chill and cool guy that you want to be friends with for as long as possible. He likes laufey, and rejects his friends when ice skating.

*sees the most respectful and beautiful human*
Wow that was very Oliver of you

by User102020 November 21, 2023

Oliver

Oliver is a dumbass because he asks random questions all the time. He also has a very very very very smol penis

Oliver: “what would you do if a penis was in your bed? Also my penis is tiny”

by rodrign007 May 9, 2022