Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

by Johnny Long Arm January 8, 2012

Nut-ping

As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.

See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation

:: one player low-blows another on No Mercy:

PING!!!!

"AWW! Dude, you nut-pinged me!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009

alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004

Nut Oven

somebody whom warms anothers testicals; a suck up; a kiss ass; usally done to a boss

Gee he is such a nut oven, he gets the boss coffee. He cleans his car. It wouldn't suprise me if he was also giving him oral pleasures too.

by J.R.F.G. May 4, 2010

nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

by Bigdoggus May 10, 2017

Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

by YourlocalJoe December 14, 2019

nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation

man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight

by trollzor48 September 26, 2017