A country boy is the legend of them all, he’s the greatest and he’ll tell you if he thinks something is gay or dumb. Don’t be an idiot don’t leave him and he will always work hard.
by Johndeere32 April 13, 2023
by Anonymous172727227 April 09, 2022
Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.
Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.
by Anus Destroyer 69 September 11, 2021
me: "have u listened to blood related by kurtis corner? it's my new bi anthem."
you: "yeah! it's the best song ever! he's such a real country boy."
you: "yeah! it's the best song ever! he's such a real country boy."
by only 4,000 squeet!! January 05, 2022
A country boy is someone who wears their pants pulled up, they listen to ol country music, an some new stuff to, they drive trucks and work hard as hell, they are willin to give the shirt off their back for anyone in need, they pray, and live under the good lord, they dont intentionally start fights, but aint afraid to finish or back down from one. they are hella respectful and treat their girl and family, better than anyone. country boys are the best, and id rather have a guy with jeans,boots and a truck, than a guy with a suit, shiny, shoes and a ferrari.
by Just a country girl March 26, 2022
A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
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join it or i will bring you into pongon basement
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement
polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.
by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 08, 2023
Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 19, 2024