Noah <3

The man I'm absolutely in love with,the boy I want to marry as soon as possible. He's so perfect and amazing he's kind, understanding, smart, he knows everything, he's always right, and he's just perfect for me in every way possible. I hope I'll be with him for eternity.

I hope him and I will live together in our goth mansion with our pets, possums, satanic things and plushies. I hope we will have our dream wedding and I hope that when him and I see eachother and when we lock eyes we will fall in love as much as we did the first night we met . Through all this time we have been together I have fallen for him harder and I hope he has done the same for me.

I love you noah <3

by Hell0kitty. October 9, 2021

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022

Noah

Anorexic skinny boy. Stupid. Pervert. Misses Riley. Likes Asians.

noah

by mnsdncojxnl, October 9, 2019

Noah

The biggest simp you will ever meet, also fucking obese

Noah: hey my love, I hope you have a swell day
Evan: stop simpin you lil bitch

by Jack Phil February 29, 2020

Noah fence

Noah fence is a drag queen from Kansas City Missouri. They are in a singer in a rockband. Full name is Noah fence well.

Hello Noah fence, you are looking gorgeous tonight.

by Ben_ny September 14, 2025

Noah

He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.

Noah is amazing.

by Noah's bae February 23, 2024

Noah

fucking respond dry ass bitch lame ahh hoe tf smd

Me:*long ass paragraph
Noah: k

by itsbiabitch May 16, 2022