Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Vehicular film from the summer of 2005, which starred Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton and Matt Dillon, whom played the very manipulating, self obsessed arsehole Trip Murphy to Maggie Peyton, whom was the character played by Lohan, whom eventually got her way at the end with her Volkswagen Beetle, also known as Herbie!

Dude, you seen that movie Herbie: Fully Loaded?
Hell yeah, it was one that I always watched in my childhood!

by Emmy Emmett December 21, 2020

clap out loud

clap out loud now commonly typed as col. Used in chat rooms, blogs, multiplayer games, and text messages all over the internet to show that something desperately needs a round of applause.

used also is scol or Slow clap out loud. When shit just gets sad.

dat ass though... col.

she ran into the wall again.... slow clap out loud

by Intricate-Slip December 23, 2020

Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loader

Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.

Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!

by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021

ELON YELL LOUD!!!!

We need to learn how to get PISSED off at STUPID REGULATIONS and SPECIAL INTEREST incentives.

I want to hear ELON YELL LOUD!!!! , those FUCKING FORDS UNION BROWN NOSERS as do we have to give everyone a LOLLIPOP for not buying my TESLA'S as I am with ELON!!!! , ARE YOU!!!!

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

chodey mc lodey

a chodey mc lodey is a chode in a mc donalds happy meal

damn! i just got a chodey mc lodey!!

by kedaspusay April 14, 2022