The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

by Andi June 10, 2006

looks like santa came early this year.

When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.

I bought a car this December......

Looks like Santa came early this year.

by Phoenixsky7775 December 27, 2011

do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

You look like you can’t swim

Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.

“You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that

That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim

by lakebear34 January 8, 2021

Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005