A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
by Madsux May 29, 2018

Kid writing review on minecraft: This game is to blocky, creepers keep blowing me up!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!
by mtyuaduauduve3845 September 21, 2025

The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.
by Ladybug 33 September 16, 2019

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
by Gazcap June 3, 2024

Lemons are a fruit, mot people know that, but the word "lemon" in lets say, Wattpad stories, can mean something else. That "something else" is smut, sex, and other reproductive activities. the first sentence is the "smut" part the second sentence is about the actual fruit.
"Last night I stayed up til like, 5 reading gay lemon stories!"
"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"
"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"
by FuckYouInParticular August 25, 2023

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by roll20000 June 13, 2023
