A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.
Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!
by MrJenkins October 22, 2010
Get the sticky kick in the hazelnutsmug. A very special day that lands on the same day as tax day (April 15th), normally practiced in high schools. The goal of the day is to kick as many freshman as possible, and the more freshman you kick the greater your social standing becomes. Kicking the bigger freshman is well respected, because even though it is against the rules, sometimes they kick back...
(Teacher): Hey! Stop hazing that poor freshman!
(Student): But sir, it's April 15th. Kick a Freshman Day.
(Teacher): O RLY?!?!?! (kicks freshman) I completely forgot! Carry on.
(Freshman): Ow....
(Student): But sir, it's April 15th. Kick a Freshman Day.
(Teacher): O RLY?!?!?! (kicks freshman) I completely forgot! Carry on.
(Freshman): Ow....
by Nhoj Babilok April 15, 2012
Get the Kick A Freshman Daymug. Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?
Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that
Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that
Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020
Get the Ball-Kick Paradoxmug. by Franscicle August 8, 2012
Get the kick me dogmug. by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020
Get the kick dick novembermug. The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
by batgod November 5, 2013
Get the ass-kicking shoesmug. by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019
Get the Kick a Jimmy daymug.