Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 2, 2022
Get the The Keysmug. by Bbg.26 July 6, 2018
Get the Keysmug. A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.
The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.
by Dreudian February 8, 2023
Get the elevator key crazymug. There's a lot of definitions of this word, but the way I use it is just another way to say to be honest.
by Ojizzle March 14, 2024
Get the Low-keymug. by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021
Get the No Keymug. by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025
Get the Keysmug. by quasaries June 3, 2024
Get the keysmug.