The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

Keys

Keys Means its over with or its done for

Lydia* I cant open this jar🙄 its keys idc anymore
Carla*Girl let me help you

by Bbg.26 July 6, 2018

elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.

The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.

by Dreudian February 8, 2023

Low-key

There's a lot of definitions of this word, but the way I use it is just another way to say to be honest.

Person 1: Yo we gotta go to the function
Person 2: Low-key Ion even wanna go

by Ojizzle March 14, 2024

No Key

A mixture between no cap and low key. It was popularized by SypherPK's sexy editor, Jack.

Some guy: "This new fortnite season goes hard. No key!"

by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021

Keys

Formerly kys (kill yourself) but due to social media censorship keys has sufficed

*a woke person posts a cringe video*

You comment "keys"

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025

keys

It is used in competitive games to get around profanity filters. It means KYS or kill yourself.

KEYS MF KEYS.

hope u keys.

keys.

by quasaries June 3, 2024