joey

cheater, deff not the one girl

friend: hey is that the annoying kid that played you?
Me: yup. thats joey

by kayyyyyy .. March 4, 2022

Joey

Joey is the best guy in this world. But I think I’m in love with him. He makes me feel special when I’m with him. I love my Joey and any girl would want to have a Joey like mine.

Omg joey your the besttt

by Angiepup August 26, 2019

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.

Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!

Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!

by LargeAndi May 16, 2019

Joey

Joey’s are people who are mean on the outside to protect them selves. On the inside they are caring people who love everyone. They try to let their real selves show but they just get judged so they put up a protective wall and every time they try to let people in they get crushed so they can’t let down that wall. They represent it as a wall because Donald Trump is their dad.

Don’t be a Joey, let the real you show even if you get judged let it show anyway

by Hexgurl92😁😊 October 17, 2018

Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025

Joey

A person that wants movement speed in games and plays a stationary caster.

"Hey, did you see that Joey was playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"

by Coronin August 3, 2018

Joey

The cutest guy you could ever meet. He's hot, athletic, and sexy. He has a big dick and he's oblivious to anything you do to flirt with him. When you wink at him, he'll wink back and make you feel like jello. When you try to make a move though, he'll reject you

"Wow... that guy."
"I know, i think his name is Joey."
"I want to be with him so badly."
*Joey looks over from football practice and winks*
"WOW!

by |pseudonym|life| August 29, 2018