jason

jason is a cuck. is probably in love with a girl in his class but is too big of a cuck to talk to ask her out. also is kind of retarded and does not have good grades

person 1: jason is a cuck
person 2: yes

by busdriverflex October 31, 2020

Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.

My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!

by Daniyo January 28, 2021

Jason Eisler

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by Domain Name Advisor May 13, 2021

Jason Wu

someone that 1984d by Bryan K for using powerful encasings.

Did you hear what Jason Wu has done again?
I hear he got 1984d for using Powerful Shells
Not Bryan again!

by ambatukam69 November 7, 2023

Jason

Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.

What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.

by supahot10 November 23, 2021

Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.

Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.

by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019

Jason

Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.

I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.

by bloom1 March 18, 2022