Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.
Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'
Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'
Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'
Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
by Savolicious November 11, 2011
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The act of masturbation by a male athletic aficionado.
Any male who masturbates while observing other males in the locker room.
The act of masturbation by a male athletic aficionado.
Any male who masturbates while observing other males in the locker room.
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A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.
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I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.
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I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010
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2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick
3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick
3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"
Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"
2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"
Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"
3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"
2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"
Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"
3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010
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