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Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.
Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023
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Jason

dude, jason is the worst
by eyyopotato March 9, 2018
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Jason

Yo Jason is pretty cool.
Yeah he is.
by Wingstheperson September 13, 2023
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jason mazer

A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"
Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer
by dasdaf June 30, 2016
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Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021
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Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 10, 2022
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Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.
Wow Jason penis is huge
by China Is fat af March 8, 2019
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