A Brazilian good morning

The act of mixing coffee grounds with sperm

Did you hear about Chuck he gave his girl a Brazilian good morning

by Dangerexpress April 29, 2025

Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;

Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.

by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010

Morning puncture

When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.

"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"

by ontheworldroad April 22, 2010

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018

Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole

by JR miami February 26, 2018