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Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.
Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT
by Sliske September 21, 2020
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Homie Hopper

A person, typically girl, who has multiple interests or sexual interactions with men( typically) in the same friend group or common circle.
P1: Bro heaven was just with JL now shes with JI
P2: wow, such a homie hopper
by bigdickmitch November 22, 2021
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Homie G

Rapper from Montgomery Al Born 01/09/1996
Homie G Believe In Me Baby out now on youtube
by beenthat June 25, 2023
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Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!
You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!
by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023
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