A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.
Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.
by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
"You are at Ed status right now."
by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023

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by AnabolicCaveMan May 18, 2010

He's the perfect combination between Ed and Athina. He's a boy and a clown. Love making happy people even when is not happy. A visionary and smart person. Love food and being generous. The friend and boyfriend that everybody wants.
Ed-Athina (Ed or Athina) I invite you for a coffee and I pay.
*Ramdom person* okay let's do it tomorrow.
*Ramdom person* okay let's do it tomorrow.
by Nobodylnosme November 21, 2021
