The beast from the east

A English man’s penis that is less than 1 millimetre long

Kieran: “the beast from the east does not need to be increased”
Caitlin: “lol”

by Dywbot June 27, 2023

Beast Tier System

A system that recognizes people who have done something outrageous, something that society has frowned upon, something that is a little bit silly, etc.. The Tier system is as follows going from beast to... well... higher beings...

Beast
Super Beast
Ultra Beast

If this Beast somehow reaches beyond Ultra Beast (Which is pretty hard to be honest) then they can be deemed as the following...

Sexmaster
Legend
Immortal
God
Omnipotent Being
Of the 10th Dimension

(Open to more tiers depending on beastliness)

Examples for the Beast Tier System:

Ex. of Beast:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing that black girl?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking beast.

Ex. of a Legend:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing like 5 black girls at a time?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking legend

Ex. of a being Of the 10th Dimension
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing the Pope?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is Of the 10th Dimension.

by Beast Handler October 10, 2017

Beast From The East

A young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. Usually resides in the NY/NJ area. This person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot damn mess somewhat resembling a beast. You can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and sexual favors. These creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological "so called" high sex drive. They are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. Usually has a chin like Jay Leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.

I pray to God that I never meet a Beast From The East!

by FingerLickinGood! December 23, 2009

sexy man beast

A guy who is a flippin hottie.

A sexy man beast is emo guys,rockers with long hair,emo guys with gauged ears or a guy that u think is hot.

by Monique G September 30, 2005

beast sause

an extreme amout of beastlyness and awsomeness

Dom- Dude were gunna hella party tonight

Jake- nice dude thats beast sause

by mr.Rackman October 1, 2010

Lyzz the Dark Beast

Honorary name of one who will assasinate the world leaders and become ultimate goddess / emperess of the universe. Giver of hugs and kisses. Goddess of all that is cute.

You so pulled a Lyzz the Dark Beast on me! Gimme a hug, you loser!

by Yer Brainz, foo' April 3, 2005

bc rich beast

bc rich beasts are really cool guitars that have spikes and points and are nice looking. sound could be better, bad chord jack, but other ways it rocks!

woah! why does your bc rich beast have so many dents on the spikes?

it dents easily buy sounds great.

by jamookio omooklin November 7, 2010