chonch bag

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.

after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag

by ben dussy November 8, 2008

h-bag

Hipster douchebag.
Plain and simple. Most hipsters give off the essence of being a douchebag. So instead of wasting your precious time on saying "hipster douchebag" simply refer to them as a h-bag.

"So Jacky, did you go to American Apparel?"

"Nawh, too many facking h-bags brah."

by lacreadora September 6, 2009

Douche Bag

If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag

Douche Bag - I have a $24,000 lexus

by Lexus24000 August 1, 2010

Bag Hawk

A plastic bag stuck in a tree blowing in the wind

"This is a densely populated bag hawk area"

"Those Fucking hippie bitches are killing off all of the bag hawks!"

by HotRodthePenatrator April 13, 2009

Jiz Bag

a condom

dude i'm freakin out right now, my jiz bag ripped last night with christina

by I like sex October 18, 2008

DD-Bagging

V. The Analogous to T-bagging except with Boobs to the face.

Rob: Dude, this stripper was totally DD-bagging me last night and it broke my face!

Jeff: ...Lol.

by RazeX776 July 15, 2009

cath bag

one that lies or exaggerates (poorly) about experiences in a pathetic attempt to seem like a bad-ass. this behavior is most common in those who follow catholic beleifs.

Hoy is such a cath bag. he is white and told me that he has 10 inches.

by C. Bartoe March 20, 2008