Chili Boat

When a person of the same or opposite sex defacates on another female's bosom area and then proceeds to perform the motor boat.

I was going to give her a Filthy Sanchez, but the laxative kicked in so I decided to give her a Chili Boat instead.

by Creeping Doom August 17, 2008

floating the boat

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."

"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."

by azer29 November 6, 2008

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.

Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.

Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!

Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.

by MontanaSpanner April 4, 2013

missed the boat

When a person or entity that was doing things good and enjoyed a good record out of it, all of a sudden does something really bad.

Did you see that new digital camera model? Nikon missed the boat on this one!

by Matu August 17, 2004

Buddah Boat

A big sexy man who loves the bum!

hes such a sexy buddahboat do u think he likes it up the marmite motorway?

by fjl88 February 1, 2007

tug boat to spain

a sexual act in witch a female preforms a hand job while using the males own poop as lubricant.

yo me and maria are going on a tug boat to Spain tomorrow!

by guy oriely February 20, 2011

Church boat

A nickname for a young woman's genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. A church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot's of paddles. Comes from Finnish but still applies in English.

-Hey, do you have any fetishes?
~Yeah, I'm really into hairy girls if you know what I''m sayin'.
-So, like church boats?
~ Damn right.

by TheRunkkari27 August 19, 2017