I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023

bats

apparently lay eggs, according to chris pratt.

Man those bats really do lay eggs!

by fannypacklover June 11, 2018

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024

Bat Wing

When your hot sticky sweaty hairless balls stuck to your thighs. And the sack gets stretched out so it looks like a bat wing.

Look at saggy bottoms bat wing that crack head needs to wash his ass

by Dome piece February 25, 2022

bat

South African term used when rejected

Boy 1: Dawg didnt you slide with with meddie
Boy 2: Ye boy, but she gave me bat (meaning he was rejected)

by br0therman December 5, 2021

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.

Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024