Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.
Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.
by Manwiche December 11, 2011
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ally apple

When involved in a fight, If you ain't careful, you just might get a ally apple.
by Plah250 October 03, 2018
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Apple Humor

Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.

Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.

If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples

"Hey guys... I really really love apples"

"Apples taste amazing"

"Oh yeah those cute apples"

"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"

"I want to marry that apple"

"I once dated an apple"
by Verby February 18, 2022
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Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".
SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"
by Alby2141 November 20, 2022
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cheesy apple

Can you please get me a cheesy apple said billy. Everyone left billy though. Because he liked cheesy apples.
by Cheesyapple November 21, 2021
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Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.
"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"
by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018
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