You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool
My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool
My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
Texas Tornado
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
Texas Tornado
by Death Menace July 18, 2022
While your girl is on her period, you cum inside her. After taking your dick out, it will look like an enchilada with the cum as the cheese and the blood as the sauce. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
Guy 1: Damn bruh why she actin' funny?
Guy 2: She hasn't been the same since I gave her a Texas enchilada last night
Guy 2: She hasn't been the same since I gave her a Texas enchilada last night
by Roger Dickson November 24, 2016
Skidmore Texas
by LifesBetterInAFord August 27, 2021
Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
by xReaperx666 October 17, 2021
The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.
by Tucker Rosemont November 04, 2013
A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.
by shakeababy247 November 14, 2014
Jamming your horn in with all your force for far longer then is necessary. It is important to be extremely angry during this process, despite the fact that nothing bad has happened and there is absolutely no danger present. As the name implies it helps to be surrounded by ignorant people who assume that they are always in the right; and it is their duty to punish you for anything they deem as wrong.
Car 1 changes lanes in front of Car 2.
There is adequate spacing between the two cars, and Car 2 does not need to change speeds in order to maintain this distance.
Car 2 performs a Texas Honk.
There is adequate spacing between the two cars, and Car 2 does not need to change speeds in order to maintain this distance.
Car 2 performs a Texas Honk.
by Rawb Dawgy December 09, 2009