Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

Texas Two

Two six packs of beer

eh, Lonestar, where's your texas two? Get your ass to the store!

by Global Addiction April 17, 2009

Texas Dictionary

When a man and a woman have intercourse by the back of a pick up truck, the man or woman, when angry for whatever reason, takes their partners head and begin to repeatedly slam it onto the tail gate until the trucks symbol and or lettering can be seen the persons face, or head. This can also be done on their back or other body parts.

Man 1-Dude, why does kyle have FORD across his forehead?
Man 2-He screamed out the wrong name when he was with Suzie, and she gave him a Texas dictionary.
Man 1-Shit

by Don Peterson September 15, 2010

Texas Wildfire

A college student that was a big drag racer in Ohio that everyone called "Texas". With a wild and goofy personailty that one weekend had a big ball of fire in the car that was drag racing. And from that day on he was know as Texas Wildfire.

Who is that? Well thats Texas Wildfire

by carter highrise October 10, 2010

texas potlicker

A term that refers to someone who fishes (usually wade fisherman and people who fish with bait) and uses his/her friends secret spots to impress their other friends. This secret spot will therefore be passed down from googan to googan becoming a not so "secret spot" in the end, usually taking 1-2 seasons of fishing. It is considered one of the duchiest of all the moves by friends because mostly everyone in Texas kill what they catch, rendering their spots useless for future use.

Woooowww, why have there been so many Texas potlickers slamming my favorite hole lately? I wonder if Kevin showed Scott and Granger my spots...?

by Louisianablast&cast September 21, 2015

Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Texas Mule

To be so thick skulled in an opinion

Person 1: I will give her one last chance. (after 5 previous chances)

Person 2: She isn't going to be loyal, Stop being a Texas Mule!

by Camaroz28Run January 28, 2015