A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023

by Bbg99 May 21, 2016

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck
by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

Those stupid whore I hate them Kaitlyn wants to throw shade but can’t talk so she needs Olivia to misread the whole situation and write a non true paragraph ugh I hate those stupid ass bitches
by Omggggfuckkaitlyncanttake a jo January 13, 2021

A name given commonly to big nerd losers who have zero life! Anyone who possesses a nickname like this must suck ASS! Common side effects include: loserness, lack of humor, uncoolness, no life, no friends, gay… etc. these side effects can be fatal.
BRI: Mad is a BIIIGGGG bitch ass loser, anyone who hands out with him knows this!
ELI: I could never be a bitch ass loser, unlike that nerd.
BRI: Imagine!
ELI: I could never be a bitch ass loser, unlike that nerd.
BRI: Imagine!
by bributnot May 19, 2024

by Street words July 15, 2016
