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Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.
Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey
by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018
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Monkey Split

Her monkey split was very tight.
by mrme562 March 3, 2009
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pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey
by cindyS February 27, 2008
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Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
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Trend Monkey

One who excessively engages in trendy behavior or activities; one that listens to excessive amounts of trendy music.
"Hey you trend monkey why do you have so much Lady GaGa on your iPod?"
by J.T. Rita January 13, 2010
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Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.
Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!
by Beer Titan February 1, 2013
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monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.
Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
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