Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

co-ed

when someone is being a bitch or lame

brad is such a co-ed.

by wuaden February 10, 2021

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

Ed

Ed is dumb inmature and rude nobody like him

Ed is a person

by Joemama14205 April 24, 2020

ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023

Ed, Edd n Eddy flipping

Smoking salvia on the peak of MDMA.

"Bro I feel like my dick fell off when I was Ed, Edd n Eddy Flipping. The only thing I could see was just the eyes, every part of a person's body was composed of their eyes. And my fuck ass friend Malone was asking me what it felt like when I couldn't even move."

by Ketaman April 9, 2025

Ed Johnson

Saving a cup that hits the last cup of the game, winning the entire game.

Damn, I just Ed Johnsoned that bitch.

by Doerr7 July 2, 2022