Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.
Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.
Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.
I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020
--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019
--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019
by Miles Purrower October 27, 2019
Sexual position. A varient of "doggy style" where the man holds the girls dual ponytail simulating reins of a horse. This works best with very long hair.
1. That girl has amazingly long hair! Makes me want to get my war chariot on.
2. "You war chariot with her yet?"
" her hair is too short. It ends up being more of a pony express"
3. She's got that war chariot hair going on
2. "You war chariot with her yet?"
" her hair is too short. It ends up being more of a pony express"
3. She's got that war chariot hair going on
by kagesama March 14, 2014
The online war between emetophiles and emetophobes.
While some aspects of these two sides are similar, for instance commonly having Rocky from BFDI as a comfort character, their conflicting interests make them oppose each other.
Most of the time I think internet wars are stupid, but this is the second one I’ve actually partook in.
In 2021, I fought on the side of the furries in the FvG war. Yeah fuck me because I like talking animals boohoo.
Now, I’m fighting on the side of the emetophobes.
The war started in September when an emetophile entered an emetophobic space and began saying “Me always wanting to be sick” like- what’s with the caveman grammar??
While some aspects of these two sides are similar, for instance commonly having Rocky from BFDI as a comfort character, their conflicting interests make them oppose each other.
Most of the time I think internet wars are stupid, but this is the second one I’ve actually partook in.
In 2021, I fought on the side of the furries in the FvG war. Yeah fuck me because I like talking animals boohoo.
Now, I’m fighting on the side of the emetophobes.
The war started in September when an emetophile entered an emetophobic space and began saying “Me always wanting to be sick” like- what’s with the caveman grammar??
I partook in the 2023 Chyme War. I am terrified of the possibility of one single fuckin technicolour yawn and yet these people think it’s HOT.
by CurledPawsAndStuff January 03, 2023
A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.
by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 20, 2022
A social media feud, often stemming from disagreements such as how to react to Coyotes observed in a suburban neighborhood.
by Wattle July 09, 2019
There are two sides. Online daters, and OD police. Online daters are the people who date online because they're hoes and the OD police are people who don't OD.
I just stopped fighting in the ODer war because these people need to get a life and screaming at them won't help.
by RandomStufIzWatIPost April 28, 2018
A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.
Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.
by twothumbsup November 24, 2010