keis

a person with a cock so big that it has been in everyone's mothers. can make people cum on Command

keis is a god
your mom knows keis

by Unknown Greek god November 22, 2021

The v key

The key in your high school chrombooks that is always missing

Every keyboard in your high school is missing the v key

by Yourmoms’x May 21, 2021

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025

High Key Pepper

The opposite of low key salty

Sike I'm high key pepper. You wish.

by TakethatL January 24, 2017

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

Keys

Alternative spelling for kys to avoid having the account banned

User 1: Offensive and hurtful comment
User 2: Keys

by Cheehuahua February 4, 2025

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016