Girl

The fear of all men

Boy 1- “I really like that girl over there but everyone says that she rejected them.”

Boy 2- “Well hard lucks there bud!”

by Jaydagamergod November 27, 2023

The Prettiest Girl In The World

you!!!

You are the PRETTIEST girl in the world! <3

by ur favourite gay November 28, 2023

the prettiest girl in the universe

YOU!!

YOU are the prettiest girl in the universe!

by ur favourite gay November 28, 2023

Girl Blast

When a girl farts, a LOT.

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Girl Blast

When a girl gotta fart, BIG TIME.

Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands…

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

AIS girl trolls

AIS girl trolls is something that the medical community and some girls agreed on to troll people. They claim they have XY and don't respond to Androgens like testosterone, so they were born women-like. She has XX and is just trolling you. XXY means hermaphrodite (super rare glitch) because it has both male and female. X for female and Y for male. But there's no way you can be female with XY. There's trans people who use hormones and surgery to become the other gender, but you're not supposed to do that, because God and Jesus and the holy spirit doesn't want you to do that. Life has glitches. Some glitches are good, while others are bad. There's hand in molten lead glitch (Leidenfrost effect), drop of water floating and bouncing in a hot pan (Leidenfrost effect), supercooled water cooled to below freezing point suddenly freezing when you move it, and more. There's biohacking (using cognitive enhancers, wakefulness enhancers, stimulants, SARMs, titanium foam bones surgery to get super strong Wolverine bones, and more.). AIS girls don't exist! They can't exist! They're trolls! The devil is using people like her to troll people. Maybe she transsexual.

AIS girl trolls: We're girls, but we have XY and are immune to testosterone. *Drinks Bud Light.

Normal person: What kind of grass are you smoking?!

by HawaiianPunch1 November 30, 2023

White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.

You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.

by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023