i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.

Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

by SuperOmegaMan January 6, 2009

Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back

When a White Woman doesn’t see the value in a White Man that she could marry. while he protects her and give her love. But instead of going for him She goes for a Nigger. The reason why this is is because she became a Whore who went around Fornicating with other men than she switch to Black men Because of The BBC. The reason why she became a whore is not because of Money but Jezebel deceiving her making her think that Lowering her dignity as a woman and sexualizing herself is “empowering”. Jezebel also manipulated her and convinced her to be “Sexually Exploring” which actually means degrading yourself and getting into worse sexual sins like homosexuality, This happen to the Poor white woman when she was a Teen. MEANWHILE her parents do nothing to get involved with her to warn about the dangers of these things. So she whores around for the rest her life and she meets Tyrone where she made the following statement: once you go black you’ll never go back. After This hookup she meets a lovely white man who will do anything to take care of her and love her. The best part is he’s interested in her. She rejects him And crushes his very heart and calls him mean names in front of her mud-shark friends. After this God became Angry and he curse her with AIDS and a bastard of a child who doesn’t even look like her. And we all know He ain’t paying for child support. She goes back to the white man and she asks for a 2nd chance but the white guy says: Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back.

Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back Ashley on Tinder

by Jesus is king07777777 July 25, 2022

Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.

Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.

by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023

what do you think you're doing

universal parent language for stop. referenced all the time, such as in a netflix special of the comedian john mulaney. suprised nobody has defined this yet.

sometimes, our parents would ask us "what do you think you're doing?"
but that just meant stop.
they didnt expect you to just say
"well im smashing these eggs with a bottle rocket, you know because im so horny and angry all the time, and i have no outlet for it all, so... eggs."
(not a direct quote)

by Apeshit Crazy May 3, 2021

you're my brother, I love you

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

by tiddypad June 25, 2018

do you like how i talk

do you like how my face disentrigrates into chalk

do you like how i talk

by when the May 7, 2021