Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

Eat shit and die

Translated from the serbian: jedi govna i umzi.
A common phrase when you want to tell someone not to be an idiot, not to speak crap, that you're annoyed, by them, or don't believe them.

Tim: I bankrolled a cool mil onto my offshore swiss bank account but I lost it all to crash in February.
Me: Eat shit and die!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010

pass dat shit

1. giving someone an item, mostly food at a table
2. The act of going past a place you were suppossed to go
3. Passing gas that smells like shit

1. Hey Georgia, pass dat shit that tastes so goood..
2. What the fuck man you just passed that shit, turn your retard ass around.
3. AWWW FUCK! ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW, JIM JUST PASSED DAT SHIT

by ZComwiz November 13, 2006

shit de coolios

Cool.

Guy 1: I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!
Guy 2: Shit de coolios, bro. Shit de coolios.

Girl 1: I'm gettin' fuckin' married!
Girl 2: Toats mcgoats shit de coolios.

by Fuck Someone Else April 26, 2010

Peanut butter shit

Diarrhea so fucking bad that it resembles peanut butter that has been thrown against the wall.

I just took a gigantic peanut butter shit and it felt so good

by Cactus wank August 19, 2016

Hot Girl Shit

A woman who knows her worth, gives no fucks, and bakes a mean focaccia loaf.

“Look at Suzy, in the kitchen, on that hot girl shit. Can’t wait slap some butter on her bread”.

by VichaTheeStallion April 30, 2021

cracker ass shit

Dumb shit

That fuckin soy pizza delivery guy is a cracker ass shit!

by Aaron June 30, 2003