How I Met Your Mother

Puke-worthy show about five adults who dick around and whine that their lives suck, despite living in an apartment in New York approximately the size of the Taj Mahal. Packed with cheap laughs and lazy storytelling to keep you strung along until nine seasons later when you realize it was all horseshit.

Typical How I Met Your Mother scene

Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH

by IdiNaHui January 12, 2016

Are you on your nose bleed?

What you tell a man when he is "PMS'ing" ... Man up!

Dude- Gah! I had the worst day of my life! This went wrong and that happened and then this person called me and I feel like I wanna... la la la la

Chick- Are you on your nose bleed?

by Woo Woo Holmes/Jones August 20, 2008

give me your dunkets

telling another person to give you their money, jewelry, or prized possesions

"Bitch! Give me your dunkets!"

by roarxlex December 11, 2006

Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009

All your base are belong to us

1) What you say after a victory

1) Guy 1: "Aw. We lost..."
Guy 2: "Yes. Yes. All your base are belong to us!"

by Justin H. April 9, 2005

Put all your poo in one sock

Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".

"Put all your poo in one sock, then meet me at the pub" - Hamish and Andy

by MC-Australia February 8, 2008

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

Some Gen z song or whatever.

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma

by Cragsly October 13, 2023