if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

You're

A word not to be confused with "your," as "your" is short for "you are."
"You're" is used when you say somebody owns something, or is related to it;
See examples below.

"You're definition is wrong!"
"Well that's you're problem."
"You're mom is thicc."

by prettysoon3443 December 17, 2021

You're

you're means you are.

your means it's yours.
Just saying

You're not from here are you? Your mother is.

by Elsie Yeppers September 22, 2018

You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...

Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class

s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!

by janeyasher June 3, 2019