mouth boner

A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.

Did you see the mouth boner on Brent's face when he was watching the Jude Law movie?

by Ill mon April 26, 2007

bargain boner

When you get such a good bargain you get a boner from it.

I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.

by Mammoth October 02, 2013

Arm boner

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.

Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!

by Mmmmmpoopymichelle April 29, 2011

Hughgeffen Boner

A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.

"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"

"haha dude just said huge boner"

by Rob aka The Juice September 15, 2008

The boner game

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.

oi mate, want to play the boner game???

by yaldi July 11, 2014

Unrequited boner

A boner that has no chance of being relieved.

She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.

by CGTG January 28, 2012

Glory Boner

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.

Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner

by SupremeDrizzle March 16, 2015