universal snap 

A generic snap that was clearly sent to multiple people for streaks and/or out of laziness. Against proper snapchat etiquette.

"Omg Andrew just snapped me! He's so into me"
"Nah girl, I got it too. Must have a been a universal snap"

universal snap by Whyarentthereanyhandles May 7, 2018

University High School

University high School located in Carmel, Indiana is a college-prep school* run by nerds for nerds.

(tyranny* cough cough)

Nerd 1: hey dude did you hear that University High School had a cosplay class?
Need 2: Yeah, I heard one kid made a dark soul’s costume with an actual sword he welded.
Normal Person: what? Is it a costume or cosplay?
Nerds: *beating the ever loving shit out of the normal dude*

University High School by Alternatively September 22, 2018

Universal Key 

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.

"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*

Universal Key by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020

University of Central Florida 

Good luck finding parking

Is that an empty parking spot at the University of Central Florida? Impossible

University of Central Florida by memer211 December 14, 2020

universitate 

Loc in care bizegzuale Bucurestene se intalnesc sa bea monster roz si sa fumeze Marlboro Rosux

'Hai sa injuram bizegzuale la universitate'
'Bine coaie.

universitate by ulei October 14, 2021

University of New Brunswick 

The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.

What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.

employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school

University of New Brunswick by penisadult November 16, 2021

The universal scoring system. 

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.

The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.

The universal scoring system. by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013