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Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
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Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)
Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom
by Josh21 March 28, 2008
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Monkey Split

Her monkey split was very tight.
by mrme562 March 3, 2009
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monkey country

typically a third world country. many of which have extreme poverty,high crime rates, and a very corrupt government and justice system. most, but not all of which contain indigenous species of monkeys and apes, hence, the name monkey country. but can be associated with any poor corrupt rogue nations.
somalia,sierra leone,nigeria,bolivia, el salvador and afghanastan are just a few examples of a monkey country.
by biffstu March 12, 2009
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chiba monkey

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.
by The1&OnlyOgre January 22, 2014
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Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.
Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey
by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018
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Canal Monkey

Any person who originates or lives in Italy, more specifically in the city of Venice. Also can be referred to as a Canal Kid.
Hey look at that Canal Monkey walking down the street. Bet his parents own a pizza place too.

The Canal Monkey's signed a bad deal with Hitler in World War II.
by sheenesteevezismydad March 25, 2017
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