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Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.
Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.
by histephen May 23, 2020
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dutch licorice

Interracial porn fetish that describes a black man aggressively skull-fucking a white woman. The man holds the womans head with both hands and moves it up and down the shaft, which differentiates it from standard throat/mouth/face-fucking, in which the penis is in motion. (much like an oral version of a "Dutch rudder")
"Lexington, you can't fuck her throat while you're lying down. Lets shoot a Dutch Licorice - and can you wrap her pigtails around your hands? Great. Aaaaaaand...action!"
by turbulent December 22, 2013
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Dutch Sauna

To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.
by Snowman 50522 June 12, 2018
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dutch blizzard

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.
I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.
by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014
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Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022
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dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.
"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil
by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015
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dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets
Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.
by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016
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